Niece: I think I'm getting a rash on my thighs
Me: Oh really, from what?
Niece: From them rubbing together when I walk. Can't you see? I'm HUGE!
Here's a picture of my "huge" niece:
I think what set off this "huge" talk is she recently went shopping for new shorts and she had to buy a size 1 instead of the usual size 00. Oh noes! She wears a 1! Being this huge didn't stop her from eating a huge chicken sandwich from Wendy's, a cup of chili and two fudgsicles last night after work. At 1:30 a.m.! In this picture, she's holding up a panel from the newest quilt I just finished last night. I'll post that as soon as I get pictures taken. In the meantime, I've got to hit the grocery store. We're out of fudgsicles...
I don't think I was ever a size one - i think I progressed from girls clothes right to size 4, and have kept going since. Except my feet - they haven't grown since I was 11, they are too small for my body!
ReplyDeleteOh to be young again :)
ReplyDeleteWish I was that huge!!!
ReplyDeletepah-lease! whatever. ;o)
ReplyDeleteI should be that fat!!! Please!!!
ReplyDeleteROFL...I was never a size 1. Eons ago, when I was thin enough to be able to see hipbones, I wore an 11.
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like my sister. We go shopping together and Mags will whine about how she's too fat. "Really?" I say with a scowl and a gesture towards my own over generous physique...
ReplyDeleteAs Paris Hilton would say, "that's huge."
ReplyDeleteThis post made me laugh out loud. She's darling. And this is funny.
ReplyDeleteAh, youth. To be so huge... I wish!
ReplyDeletecan I say that this post made me laugh OUT LOUD! SO FUNNY. Tell me another one PLEASE!
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